NEWER! Me
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OMG SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!! look at her freckles. She’s so pretty.
^ Freckles got me going crazieee
Bohemian locs
Sometimes when I’m bored..I ghostwrite Nicki Minaj lyrics in my head….like..things she’d say in a song.
For example
“ Bitches is my sons, but I didn’t ABort it
All my records sale/sail you can all Aboard it
Just cop the whip but you can’t Afford it
You can’t relate you Honda Accord it!”
The fact that I read this in her voice in my head 😂😂😂
😂I love Nicki but she’d drop this then tweet “niggas don’t support real lyricist!”
“And this is the Fax according to me
If you can’t afford a car, you can’t roll with me
Got that pussy on swerve, but pull over please
What you thought? That a bitch would ride dick for free?!”
“Ride for free!? Nah, imma needa service FEE
You can catch me getting a tan, Over Seas!
She needed a PaP! I ain’t talkin Ovaries!”
When the album droppin?
Im krusty krab.. yall dumb bitches Chum bucket
Got that Wet pussy, he eat it on the beach…
What we call that? BIKINI BOTTOM
I’m the Professor you my kid, BLOSSOM
I Dodge’em like the bus in Rock BOTTOM
Yes, rock bottom Squarepants spongeBOB’EM
I Made them all FALL like leaves in AUTUMN
Real big PROBLEM but NO you can’t Solve’EM
Yeah bitch, do the math
And carry the one
Ya could never get a hit
He one night it and done
I’m wifey hun, they never one night me HUN
I’m Bruce Lee with the CHUCKS
Chun-Li with the Buns
I’m Vegeta, You Trunks
Dr.Sues in the Booth
Number one with the Puns
Never let a nigga come back for more
These niggas is all dogs, they eat down on four
I give him good pussy, fuck your nigga in a Honda
He freeze like T'Challa, send that nigga to Wakanda
Ain’t got no kids, left them bitches in the condom
Ain’t got no dick, but he love my anaconda
LOL now do Cardi.
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@queenterren fuckkkk
She need to pay y’all lmao
YELLOW FEVER
Boris Groh is one of my favorite artists, mostly because of his works that feature LARGE skeletons just doing their thing
This is by far my most successful post on tumblr and I am really fucking glad because my main man Boris deserves to be recognized for his work. Even if its mostly getting passed around in the form of memes about cheese.
tsundereboof